“I’ll Be There Now” and Other Ghanaian Lies 

“I’ll be there now.”

Ghana said, “Relax.” 

I Wasn't Ignoring You, I Was Rehearsing the Reply

Overthinking. Drafting. Deleting. A simple reply shouldn't require this much emotional labor.

We Were Dating… According to My Auntie 

We only greeted each other.

My auntie planned the rest. 

The Wi-Fi Dropped and So Did I 

When the Wi-Fi leaves, your dignity leaves too.

The Snack That Escaped My Mouth

A story about trust, gravity, and snacks that chose freedom.

We Were Almost Something (Almost) 

It wasn’t love.

But it definitely wasn’t nothing. 

Cooking Disaster Level: Expert 

I cooked with confidence.

The food fought back.

Why My Phone Always Dies at the Wrong Time 

It survives boredom.

But dies during emotional emergencies. 

Laundry: The Silent Assassin 

It didn’t attack.

It waited.  

My Cat Judges Me and I Agree

She doesn’t say anything.

That’s how I know. 

Light Off, Feelings On

A Ghanaian night where electricity failed—but reflection didn’t.

I’ll Do It Tomorrow (Narrator: She Did Not) 

Tomorrow is a promise. Just not one I'm emotionally ready to keep.

He Texted “I’m Outside” and My Heart Missed a Beat 

He said “I’m outside.”

I forgot how to breathe. 

He Said “I’m on My Way” and I Knew It Was a Lie 

He said “I’m on my way.”

Nigeria said, “Relax.” 

I Only Sat Down For Five Minutes

A harmless break. A quiet chair. A phone that had other plans... 

I Went to Sleep Early and Regretted Everything 

I did the responsible thing.

It betrayed me. 

The Meeting That Could Have Been an Email

It started at 10.

Ended our peace by 12.